Vintage Real Men Don't Read Instructions Tee (L)
Pit to pit: 52cm | Top to bottom: 75cm
Details: Light grey Fruit of the Loom tee with red and black “Real Men Don’t Read Instructions” graphic at center. Excellent vintage condition. Size runs slightly small - check measurements.
All items are vintage and may show signs of wear. Each garment is laundered and steamed, ready to wear. This item is a one-off piece.
| Vintage | Fast Fashion |
|---|---|
| ✓ One-of-a-kind pieces | ✕ Mass-produced at scale |
| ✓ No new manufacturing waste | ✕ High environmental footprint |
| ✓ Made to last — durable construction | ✕ Often made for short-term wear |
| ✓ Holds its value over time | ✕ Low resale or reuse value |
| ✓ Encourages circular fashion | ✕ Adds to textile waste |
| Region | ETA | Rate |
|---|---|---|
| NZ | 1–2 days | $7 or free $150+ |
| Australia | 3–7 days | $12 or free $150+ |
| USA / Worldwide | 3–10 days | $24 |
Tracked shipping. Dispatch within 1 business day. You'll receive an order confirmation and a tracking email when it ships.
Returns
Return within 21 days for store credit. Item must be in original condition.
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pit to pit (cm) – swipe to view full size guide →
| Category | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tees | 45–49 | 50–54 | 55–59 | 60–64 | 65–70 | 71+ |
| Sweatshirts | 48–52 | 53–57 | 58–62 | 63–67 | 68–73 | 74+ |
| Jackets | 51–55 | 56–60 | 61–65 | 66–70 | 71–76 | 77+ |
| Shirts | 47–51 | 52–56 | 57–61 | 62–66 | 67–72 | 73+ |
| Jerseys | 50–54 | 55–59 | 60–64 | 65–69 | 70–75 | 76+ |
The size shown in the product title is usually the tag size. If the tag is missing or faded, we use our recommended size instead.
Our size guide is based on pit to pit measurements taken flat, which we’ve found to be the most reliable indicator of fit.
For shorts and pants, we list true waist measurements in inches, plus outseam for shorts and inseam for pants.
If you're unsure on sizing, measure a favourite piece at home and compare it. You can always reach out via email or DM for help.
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